The Ministers

Ministers are the anonymous members of the Brute Force Committee. Working in the shadows, they pull the strings and thicken the plots to get s(h)tuff done.

Mario Baker

Mario Baker

At the head of the BFC is Da Chief, Mario Baker. Mario is the one who makes sure things get done, and done right. If you ever have a problem, or need to make something crazy happen, get in touch with Mario.

Mario's Ass

Mario's Ass

Second in command of Mario's Bakery, and organizer of BEvERage and Food Committee events throughout the year. This Minister is also responsible for cleaning up after an event: touching up the paint job, destroying the evidence, and posting bail.

B(r)aking And Exiting

B(r)aking And Exiting

This minister daydreams of retiring to a beach in Zihuatanejo.

Beastly Crimes

Beastly Crimes

https://genius.com/albums/Blink-182/Take-off-your-pants-and-jacket Track 17.

Blowing Lodes

Blowing Lodes

If you see this Minister running, you should too!.

Facilities & Services

Facilities & Services

This Minister is available to offer their services on most Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. Ladies are free after 12:30..

Intentional Displacement

Intentional Displacement

This minister is known for taking things, literally.

Joint Ventures

Joint Ventures

This Minister is a reknowned connesieur of NFT, ETH, and THC..

Knotty In(tent)ions

Knotty In(tent)ions

This minister intends to have sex one day.

Lib(er)ation & (De)generation

Lib(er)ation & (De)generation

They say if you can't do the time, don't do the crime, but that's never stopped this Minister..

Manual Transmissions

Manual Transmissions

This minister is no longer allowed to give high fives.

Noble Antic(k)s

Noble Antic(k)s

This minister has royal blood... which they donated and you can too at https://www.blood.ca/en.

Northern ((E)sc)apes

Northern ((E)sc)apes

This Minister shoud've taken a left turn at Albuquerque..

Pin(t)s & Needles

Pin(t)s & Needles

This minister has several bags of blood to donate at https://www.blood.ca/en.

Political (Re)percussions

Political (Re)percussions

The odds that this Minister will steal a certain critical government-establishing document are low, but never zero..

Railing, Nailing, & Bailing

Railing, Nailing, & Bailing

This Minister eats so much caboose call them the chew chew train..

Rapid Erections

Rapid Erections

If you're too slow you might miss it, but this minister gets up to a lot of things..

Sharpened Wit

Sharpened Wit

sharpened wit what? .

Spatial Operations

Spatial Operations

For centuries, man has pondered the mysteries of the stars. This Minister has found the answers..

Storied Intelligence

Storied Intelligence

This Minister is a treasure trove of children's storybooks..

Tough Spirits

Tough Spirits

This minister cannot drink too much right now because they donated all their blood through https://www.blood.ca/en.

Unassailable (F)eats

Unassailable (F)eats

This Minister has been known to provide adequate flotation if their ego is correctly inflated..

(U)niver(s)al Health(s)ca(r)es

(U)niver(s)al Health(s)ca(r)es

This minister is well versed in hiding the evidence. On an unrelated note they love to donate blood at https://www.blood.ca/en.

Was(her) Dr(yer)

Was(her) Dr(yer)

This minister is stuck and needs help.