The Ministers
Ministers are the anonymous members of the Brute Force Committee. Working in the shadows, they pull the strings and thicken the plots to get s(h)tuff done.
Mario Baker
At the head of the BFC is Da Chief, Mario Baker. Mario is the one who makes sure things get done, and done right. If you ever have a problem, or need to make something crazy happen, get in touch with Mario.
Mario's Ass
Second in command of Mario's Bakery, and organizer of BEvERage and Food Committee events throughout the year. This Minister is also responsible for cleaning up after an event: touching up the paint job, destroying the evidence, and posting bail.
Arms Races
This minister competes in walking handstand races.
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Co(vert) Affairs
This minister was *definitely not* caught up in the Ashley Madison scandal.
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Double Edged Swords
This minister swings both ways...violently.
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Drinking N' Deriving
This minister is driving in their car right after a beer.
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Grinding Gears
You know what really grinds my gears? This minister.
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High Rigging & Low Rolling
This minister likes to roll, roll, roll, roll, shoulder, shoulder, hip, hip, ass, ass, turn, clap.
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Holey Smokes
This minister is almost always astounded.
Phantom Menaces
I have a bad feeling about this minister.
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Pony Clubbing
This minister takes great care of Lady Godiva's horse.
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Sketchy Examinations
I don't like the way this minister is looking at me.
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Solid Bars
This minister is great at rhyming.
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Tall Tales
Due to recent layoffs there is only one of this minister and they lie 50% of the time.
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Tunnel (Re)visions
This minister is tunneling inside your walls.
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Twisted Curiosity
This minister wants to know exactly what you desire.... ;)
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Unchained Melodies
This minister needed to be chained to a ship to resist the sweet song of hot beer and affordable housing prices.
Unlicensed Restraints
This minister swears they just left their wallet at home.
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Water Boarding
This minister is currently on vacation in Guantanamo Bay