At the head of the BFC is Da Chief, Mario Baker. Mario is the one who makes sure things get done, and done right. If you ever have a problem, or need to make something crazy happen, get in touch with Mario.
Second in command of Mario's Bakery, and organizer of BEvERage and Food Committee events throughout the year. This Minister is also responsible for cleaning up after an event: touching up the paint job, destroying the evidence, and posting bail.
Ladies say this Minister leaves a tingle on the tongue.
The common cold doesn't exist: at any given time, you simply either lack or have "The Warm" that this Minister provides.
If you see this Minister running, you should too!
If Stein's is the china shop, this Minister is the bull.
This Minister takes the Tide Pod challenge very seriously - they have other things to put in their laundry.
This Minister is available to offer their services on most Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. Ladies are free after 12:30.
This Minister is responsible for your socks going missing in the dryer.
This Minister promises they'll show up to pranks - just as soon as they finish their optics problem set.
This Minister is a reknowned connesieur of NFT, ETH, and THC.
This Minister is crowd-funded by many, but used by very few.
This Minister always knows how to push your buttons and grind your gears.
This Minister cost BP $65 Billion.
This Minister made it big in the 80s rock scene for a while, but their success dried up and now here they are. Gotta pay the bills somehow.
The odds that this Minister will steal a certain critical government-establishing document are low, but never zero.
This Minister eats so much caboose call them the chew chew train.
If youre too slow you might miss it, but this minister gets up to a lot of things.
For centuries, man has pondered the mysteries of the stars. This Minister has found the answers.
This Minister is a treasure trove of children's storybooks.
This Minister shoud've taken a left turn at Albuquerque.
This Minister has been known to provide adequate flotation if their ego is correctly inflated.