The Ministers

Ministers are the anonymous members of the Brute Force Committee. Working in the shadows, they pull the strings and thicken the plots to get s(h)tuff done.

Mario Baker

Mario Baker

At the head of the BFC is Da Chief, Mario Baker. Mario is the one who makes sure things get done, and done right. If you ever have a problem, or need to make something crazy happen, get in touch with Mario.

Mario's Ass

Mario's Ass

Second in command of Mario's Bakery, and organizer of BEvERage and Food Committee events throughout the year. This Minister is also responsible for cleaning up after an event: touching up the paint job, destroying the evidence, and posting bail.

The Ministers of:

A Minister of the BFC
The Minister of A(s)sa(u)lt & Battery

A(s)sa(u)lt & Battery

Ladies say this Minister leaves a tingle on the tongue.

The Minister of Biological Wellfare

Biological Wellfare

The common cold doesn't exist: at any given time, you simply either lack or have "The Warm" that this Minister provides.

The Minister of Blowing Lodes

Blowing Lodes

If you see this Minister running, you should too!

The Minister of B(r)aking And Exiting

B(r)aking And Exiting

If Stein's is the china shop, this Minister is the bull.

The Minister of Creative Accounting

Creative Accounting

This Minister takes the Tide Pod challenge very seriously - they have other things to put in their laundry.

The Minister of Facilities & Services

Facilities & Services

This Minister is available to offer their services on most Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. Ladies are free after 12:30.

The Minister of Intentional Displacement

Intentional Displacement

This Minister is responsible for your socks going missing in the dryer.

The Minister of Inverted Imagery

Inverted Imagery

This Minister promises they'll show up to pranks - just as soon as they finish their optics problem set.

The Minister of Joint Ventures

Joint Ventures

This Minister is a reknowned connesieur of NFT, ETH, and THC.

The Minister of Low-Hanging-Fruit

Low-Hanging Fruit

This Minister is crowd-funded by many, but used by very few.

The Minister of Manual Transmissions

Manual Transmissions

This Minister always knows how to push your buttons and grind your gears.

The Minister of Nautical Nonsense

Nautical Nonsense

This Minister cost BP $65 Billion.

The Minister of Powerful Hits

Powerful Hits

This Minister made it big in the 80s rock scene for a while, but their success dried up and now here they are. Gotta pay the bills somehow.

The Minister of Political (Re)percussions

Political (Re)percussions

The odds that this Minister will steal a certain critical government-establishing document are low, but never zero.

The Minister of Railing, Nailing, & Bailing

Railing, Nailing, & Bailing

This Minister eats so much caboose call them the chew chew train.

The Minister of Rapid Erections

Rapid Erections

If youre too slow you might miss it, but this minister gets up to a lot of things.

The Minister of Spatial Operations

Spatial Operations

For centuries, man has pondered the mysteries of the stars. This Minister has found the answers.

The Minister of Storied Intelligence

Storied Intelligence

This Minister is a treasure trove of children's storybooks.

The Minister of Northern ((E)sc)apes

Northern ((E)sc)apes

This Minister shoud've taken a left turn at Albuquerque.

The Minister of Unassailable (F)eats

Unassailable (F)eats

This Minister has been known to provide adequate flotation if their ego is correctly inflated.