At the head of the BFC is Da Chief, Mario Baker. Mario is the one who makes sure things get done, and done right. If you ever have a problem, or need to make something crazy happen, get in touch with Mario.
Second in command of Mario's Bakery, and organizer of BEvERage and Food Committee events throughout the year. This Minister is also responsible for cleaning up after an event: touching up the paint job, destroying the evidence, and posting bail.
This minister daydreams of retiring to a beach in Zihuatanejo.
https://genius.com/albums/Blink-182/Take-off-your-pants-and-jacket Track 17.
If you see this Minister running, you should too!.
This Minister is available to offer their services on most Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. Ladies are free after 12:30..
This minister is known for taking things, literally.
This Minister is a reknowned connesieur of NFT, ETH, and THC..
This minister intends to have sex one day.
They say if you can't do the time, don't do the crime, but that's never stopped this Minister..
This minister is no longer allowed to give high fives.
This minister has royal blood... which they donated and you can too at https://www.blood.ca/en.
This Minister shoud've taken a left turn at Albuquerque..
This minister has several bags of blood to donate at https://www.blood.ca/en.
The odds that this Minister will steal a certain critical government-establishing document are low, but never zero..
This Minister eats so much caboose call them the chew chew train..
If you're too slow you might miss it, but this minister gets up to a lot of things..
sharpened wit what? .
For centuries, man has pondered the mysteries of the stars. This Minister has found the answers..
This Minister is a treasure trove of children's storybooks..
This minister cannot drink too much right now because they donated all their blood through https://www.blood.ca/en.
This Minister has been known to provide adequate flotation if their ego is correctly inflated..
This minister is well versed in hiding the evidence. On an unrelated note they love to donate blood at https://www.blood.ca/en.
This minister is stuck and needs help.