The Ministers

Mario Baker

At the head of the BFC is Da Chief, Mario Baker. Mario is the one who makes sure things get done, and done right. If you ever have a problem, or need to make something crazy happen, get in touch with Mario.

Mario's Ass

Second in command of Mario's Bakery, and organizer of BEvERage and Food Committee events throughout the year. This Minister is also responsible for cleaning up after an event: touching up the paint job, destroying the evidence, and posting bail.

Alternating Ambitions

Legend has it that throughout history, many people have been mysteriously swayed by an unknown presence... they all remember the color blue.

A(s)sa(u)lt & Battery

Ladies say this Minister leaves a tingle on the tongue.

Audacious Ventures

Bitcoin wallet address:

You know what to do.

Biological Wellfare

The common cold doesn't exist: at any given time, you simply either lack or have "The Warm" that this Minister provides.

Braking And Exiting

If Stein's is the china shop, this Minister is the bull.

(Dis)graceful Ten(d)ancies

Toronto’s housing crisis has hit its “danger point,” critics say.

Hammer & Cycles

The only thing this Minister's bike has to lose is its chain.

Loving Embraces

This Minister has a Master’s degree in erotic asphyxiation.

Low-Hanging Fruit

This Minister is crowd-funded by many, but used by very few.

Money $hot$

Rollin’ in the dough – taking shots as they go.

Nautical Nonsense

This Minister cost BP $65 Billion.

Pour Timing

Happy hour is the only thing this Minister arrives on time for.

Powerful Hits

This Minister made it big in the 80s rock scene for a while, but their success dried up and now here they are. Gotta pay the bills somehow.

Shock & (Dr)aw

This Minister's creativity strikes like lightning.

Sleep 'N' Slides

There is no such thing as too much lubricant.